Vacation!

So... For some reason I thought that this vacation wasn't until the end of June, giving me ample time to explain that i can't really afford to go on vacation and not work for 8-10 days, but I got a text 2 days ago... "Picking you up friday at noon for vacation! yay!!!"


Fuck...


And i stupidly went mia for almost 7 days last week, go me!


Ahhh well, i'll survive.


But yeah, heads up, i doubt very much that i will get a chance to broadcast while i'm there. I'll miss you guys! Don't worry, i'll be on that twitter, tweeting pics of the ocean and making you all jealous.

While i'm gone though, you guys should think about donating to my gofund.

As you should know by now, though i suppose i haven't really promoted this... I'll be at exxxotica in chicago this july, and i would love my dolphin tattoo coverup to be finished.

i opted to lose the skull in my original idea, and go with one of my raven stencils.


http://www.gofundme.com/ZooeysInk






























This would be more appreciated than offline tips...

Anyway, I don't even really want to go on vacation, i'm not super close with my family except for my mom, and this vacation is with my father and sister...
We don't see eye to eye on a lot of things, i suppose i'm considered the black sheep of my family to them.
They care about stupid stuff that i find to be unimportant...
They're always getting angry over the most ridiculous things...

But alas, i suppose a free trip to the beach will be nice... I'll just have so much to do once i get back.



Blah.


Okay, thanks for reading!

>333

Wanna see 'em?

Every pic i've ever posted with my tummy, has in some way been edited to smooth everything out.

So fuck it.

For the first time EVER...


Zooey's unedited tummy!

(It's still a fine tummy is you ask me)

I feel so liberated...

=D

Story time

Well, here we go.

I was sixteen, and my boyfriend at the time (this being the boy I lost my virginity to, and was later engaged to) was 19 turning 20.

Oh to be young and stupid again, yeah... no thanks.

I was freaking out, pretending that everything was okay, ignoring the signs... Back then, having a child meant your life was over, not "Hey, here's a television show and a bunch of money!"

Once I told my parents, we spent a lot of time thinking of what it was that we were going to do.

Sperm donor and I decided on adoption, his parents wanted me to have an abortion, and to be honest I considered it... But I couldn't do it.

We decided on an open adoption, which is where the couple keeps in contact with you, sends pics, etc. After finding the perfect couple (literally perfect...) we went and met them and the adoption agency...

If i had the time and energy, i'd write you guys a book about this time in my life... but alas i don't, so here's the story in a nutshell.

in June of 2004 I had a little boy, me and sperm donor were parents for 3 days before we signed the papers.

And now?

Him and his family come to visit once a year, and me and my family visit him as well.

He's freaking adorable, super smart, athletic, he's only 8 and he has a 6-pack...

He knows i'm his birth mother, and he sends me letters and stuff he makes at school for my birthday.

All in all, everything turned out for the best. He's happy, his parents are happy, and I know that if me and sperm donor had tried to be teenage parents, we would have failed miserably.

For as much of a care-giver personality as I have, I really am not maternal... I don't know why, I just don't want to be a mom. (though never say never of course)

So there you have it.
My story.
Crazy huh?

This is why you guys never get a clear shot of my abs, they're toned as fuck, but stretched skin just doesn't rebound lol.

<333

Comments? Questions? This is where to ask.

And we're off, again.

Sorry for the confusion, just realized the the email that's associated with my last blog is pretty dead and unused, so i'm switching it over to my reg email.

Don't ask, it doesn't really matter.

Anyway...


I'm officially settled in the new house, pretty stoked about that.

Also just got my e-cig started pack in the mail today, tested it out... I know that it's something I will have to get used to, but it isn't as bad as it could have been, my friend Roxi had an e-cig and it tasted like crap and just made me crave a real cigarette. I've only puffed on this one a few times and I already like it a lot better. Tastes nice, smells good, smooth hit, etc. So far so good, so i'm happy.

I just wanted to thank you guys for the past 2 weeks, even though i've been sorta MIA from moving, and have been doing 'shows' where i just kick it, as opposed to getting naked, you guys stuck around.

Thanks.


Well, i suppose this time is as good as any to get this off my shoulders...

If you haven't noticed my array of stretch marks, you're blind... Go see your eye doctor now plz bb.

And while i was a little thick during my college years, I didn't gain or lose enough weight to have gotten them that way...

You guessed it, ZOOEY WAS A TEENAGE MOM.

gasp.

Now, i don't have a lot of time at the moment to go and tell the whole story and explain every single detail... so i'll try that out in my next post either tomorrow or saturday.

In the meantime, PLEASE don't ask me a bunch of questions or try and talk to me about it on twitter or when i'm on cam, unless you're one of my regs (You know who you are) and then, only in pm please.

There are some IRL people that don't even know about this, so feel special.

I will answer questions and talk more about it HERE AND VIA EMAIL ONLY.

It's really none of your business, but I figured it needed to be put out there eventually, and since i've been camming for almost a year... now's the time.

I PROMISE, one day, two tops, I'll write out the whole story in my next blog post.

k bb's?

Zooey